December 2010
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The world's greatest magician ;)
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat....
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Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. - Love, Your $on. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit...
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Question: Why doesnt Mexico have an Olympic team?Answer. Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.