October 2011
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bungee jump prank
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Who needs Computer Graphics?
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iPaid
September 2011
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New seatbelt design reduces accidents by 45%
Using a credit card online..
March 2011
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Whenever you fall down...
Whenever you fall down,Never lose hope,Gather your courage and strength…Just get up…..and….tell ….the .bartender…….“Another LARGE PLEASE!”;)
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Whenever you fall down...
Whenever you fall down,Never lose hope,Gather your courage and strength…Just get up…..and….tell ….the .bartender…….“Another LARGE PLEASE!”;)
February 2011
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Brahmi Guevara
December 2010
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The world's greatest magician ;)
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The Perfect Husband
Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?” MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat....
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Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. - Love, Your $on. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit...
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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Question: Why doesnt Mexico have an Olympic team?Answer. Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
November 2010
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You are a geek if
How do you know if you are a geek? Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00
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An astronaut in space
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, “How do you feel? ” “How would you feel,” the astronaut replied, “if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder? “
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Visa Football Evolution
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October 2010
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follow the lion tracks
Tourist: “Look, guide, here are some lion tracks.” Guide: “Good. You see where they go and I’ll find out where they came from.”
August 2010
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Intelligent Students - School Fun
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July 2010
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Thats What Friends Are For !!!
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Twinkle Twinkle little star Awesome accent comedy...
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Funny exam answers
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What do women do all day..?
A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife’s car was open, and so the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was...
June 2010
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Dear Wife/Girlfriend/whomever it may concern...
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May 2010
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Honda Jazz Tetris Commercial
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A day off...
So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which...
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Heineken Beer Commercial
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Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, “You have to take a Breathalyzer test.” The guy says, “I can’t. I have asthma, and it’ll start me on a coughing fit.” The cop says, “Then I have to give you a blood test.” The guy says, “You can’t. I’m a hemophiliac, and if you prick me, I’ll bleed all over...
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What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual to hire, the applicants were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test, both men missed only one of the questions. The manager went to the first applicant and said, “Thank you for your interest, but...
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The Rookie Cop...
2222 A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner. The rookie rolled down his window and said, “Let’s get off the corner people.” A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked...
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Letter home from School
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. - Love, Your $on. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit...
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There's a car going the wrong way
2846 As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!” “Hell,” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!” Posted via email from...
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a gift that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE.” The next morning, Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window, and sure enough, there was a medium-sized gift-wrapped box in the...
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God takes what he wants
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they kept for themselves. The first priest explained that he drew a circle on the ground, stepped a few paces back and pitched the money towards the circle. What landed in the circle he kept and what landed outside the circle God kept. The second priest claimed that his method was almost the same, except that what...
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The funniest compilation of kids acting funny....
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Boyfriend at bar pretends to be at home!!
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Air disaster
when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery late this morning in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening. Posted via email from jokulu | Comment »
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Long Amusement
2646Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper. Posted via email from jokulu | Comment »
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Where are the subtitles...funny taliban...
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April 2010
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Who is the most obedient??
592 Tom had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. ”Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?” Five small voices answered in unison: ”Okay, Dad, you get the toy.” Posted via email from jokulu | Comment »
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How technology changed us...
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Things are not as we thought
After being nearly snowbound for two weeks last winter, a Seattle man departed for his vacation to Miami Beach, where he was to meet his wife the next day at the conclusion of her business trip. They were looking forward to pleasant weather and a nice time together. Unfortunately, there was some sort of mix up at the boarding gate, and the man was told he would have to wait for a later flight....
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What do u think of this?
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12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
662 12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts: 1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3) I will get dressed before noon. 4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web. 5) I will sit down and write...
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A wise old man
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered. The crashing percussion continued day after day,...
Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing ((blonde, jokes))
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are… very...
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New Heineken's Commercial - Every Man's dream!!
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Look who's trying to teach us marketing
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street in Rome - one has a cross in front of him; the other one the Star of David. Many people go by, look at both beggars, but only put money into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross. A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of people giving money to the beggar behind the cross, but none to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally,...
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The twins ate drunk again
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks: “Where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too! Let’s have another round to Ireland.” ...
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Blonde Miracle Diet
2497 An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds. The blonde follows the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she’d indeed lost twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced...
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1255 Don't Step On The Ducks...
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first one to go into the pearly gates and meet “God”. “Hello Sarah, it is so nice to see you here” God said to her. “Please make yourself at home and do whatever you want. Slide down the rainbows, sleep on the clouds, just have fun. BUT DON’T Step on the ducks” God said. “We...
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Own thinking
The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. “My, you look tired,” she said. “You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?” “It was terrible,” her husband said. “The computer broke down...