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bungee jump prank

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New seatbelt design reduces accidents by 45%

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Using a credit card online..

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Whenever you fall down…

Whenever you fall down,
Never lose hope,
Gather your courage and strength…
Just get up
…..
and
….
tell 
….
the .bartender…
….
“Another LARGE PLEASE!”;)

Whenever you fall down…

Whenever you fall down,
Never lose hope,
Gather your courage and strength…
Just get up
…..
and
….
tell 
….
the .bartender…
….
“Another LARGE PLEASE!”;)

Brahmi Guevara

The world’s greatest magician ;)

The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello” WOMAN: “Darling, it’s me. Are you at the club?”

MAN: “Yes” WOMAN: “I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”

MAN: “Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.” WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.”

MAN: “How much?” WOMAN: “£70,000”

MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.” WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £950,000”

MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.” WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape….. He smiles and asks: “Anyone knows who this phone belongs to?”